Therapy Session or MLS listing description they both work! Therapist: What brings you in today? Ginger Snap: I’ve been abandoned. No parking. Just a ditch where love should be. My porch is barely hanging on. People take one look and run. I’m tired. Therapist: Anything working in your favor? Ginger Snap: My tin roof maybe doesn’t leak. I’ve got four walls, half an acre of land, and so much potential buried under years of neglect and questionable flooring. Therapist: What kind of buyer are you looking for? Ginger Snap: Someone with boots. Someone who sees beyond the chaos. Someone who says, “Yeah, I can fix it,†and means it. Therapist: Final thoughts? Ginger Snap: I’m not move-in ready. I’m “start-from-scratch-and-cry-a-little†ready. But I’m still here. And I’m trying. Sold as-is. Hope required. Structural stability pending.
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MLS#: | 4271311 |
Price: | $50,000 |
Bedrooms: | 2 |
Bathrooms: | 1 Full |
Acreage: | 0.5 |
Year Built: | 1977 |
Elementary School: | Unspecified |
Middle School: | Unspecified |
High School: | Unspecified |
Waterfront/water view: | No |
Parking: | None |
HVAC: | None |
Main level: | Primary Bedroom |
Listing Courtesy Of: | EXP Realty LLC - carla@forsalebycarla.com |